Friday, June 23, 2006

Introducing the Amphibian 2006!


Up until the late 1990s, amphibians donating their legs to cuisine had little choice in the available prosthetics, and what prosthetics were available did not even come close to matching previous mobility.

Now with the Amphibian 2006, all frogs donating legs will achieve almost avian mobility. The process is simple. After healing from amputation, the amphibian individual will be carefully measured and fitted with a innovative and highly effective Spring-like apparatus, that in most cases will actually improve upon previous mobility!

And we are so confident that AmphiCare will cover 100% of the cost of the Amphibian2006, that if you call in the next 24 hours, should AmphiCare deny your claim for better mobility, you can keep the Amphibian2006 free at no cost to you.

Call now for your free video about how the Ampbian2006 can change your life forever.

1-800-FOR-JUMP

CALL NOW!

2 comments:

AuntyNin said...

Delightfully twisted, you are.

I like that in a person.

Zippianna said...

Hahahahaha! Disney should hire you!

I love the skin, too. Very clever new blogness.

Cheers!