Why? Well just because.
And today I am grateful that I am worth far more alive than dead. (you may cheer if you like).
How do I know that, you ask?
Well, because I know what my employer pays me and I now know thanks to dear Sade, how much I am worth dead.
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As I said, I am worth more alive than dead.
It warms my heart.