"UFO and WIP off the port bow, Keptin! Preparing firing solution now, sir. "
"Belay that, Ensign.....Put in on screen, Spock. "
"On Screen, Aye, sir." Bwiiiiannnnggg. "Here we have an Unidentified Finished Object. The configuration is similar to the Romulan War Hats of the 2nd Dynasty....but there is the cables....I don't know what to make of it sir, but there has been no overt hostility.
"Here sir we have what apparently is a Lace Corset Top, in a striking Blue hull. Notice the magnification of the neckline in the second photo. Again no overt hostility, sir. "
"Upon my orders, I want everyone to start knitting. "