Friday, October 03, 2008

I need to Wal-Mart!

Wal-mart (v): To stop at a Wal mart to use the restroom facilities only, in a conscious commentary on their business practice. Derived from the ubiquity of Walmarts in small town America and coined in College Place, WA, where Walmart single-handedly destroyed the economy of the town, now home to their very own strip mall.

Usage: Can we stop soon? I need to Walmart.

Okay, it's a road trip thang.

2 comments:

Bezzie said...

I've never heard of it put that way! But I can't say I haven't used them that way!

lynnm said...

I love it. We do the same thing on road trips- our only trips to Wal-mart are spent in the restroom.